Hey dudes

SO I got in my car today and it still smelled like girl scout cookies from last night. Hot boxed the shit out of it. Really no reason for it other than to just do it tho. I usually crack the windows since smoke apparently isn’t great to bathe in. But I didn’t give a single fuck cause I’m not a bitch like you. Got home at about quarter past didn’t fucking care so the alarm was on. Hacked into the main frame with two  clicks and canned it. Ran up stairs unnoticed and dove in my fucking bed. A few seconds later I remembered that I forgot to lock my car and the house so I was like f’ed as fuck. Got up like anyways and wen down to lock this shit up. Fuck yea

Story by Woz-n-Dot