Who would win: Kylo Ren vs. Lord Snoke

This is a true clash of clans. Two force wielding opportunistic fighters with a nack for catching inocent fuckboys off guard and making them eat shit. Between these two, I’d definatly say this is by far one of the strongest duos in modern day cinema. Imagine if kylo rens cross guard lightsabor could morph into a trildo type weapon where he could dual πŸ˜‰ lord snoke without even using force πŸ˜‰ . 

However, we are all aware that lord snokes light saber has yet to be unleashed. Rumor has it that he will have micro saber. Actually if you noticed, the first film actually had an extended shot of snokes micro. It was easy to miss too which further amplifies the argument that snoke wields a micro – This is not gay tho but actually gquite sweet because this means that he could easily attract Finn to his lair whenever tf he wants to πŸ˜‰ 

What do y’all think: lord dildo commander snoke of overwatch vs kylo Renbags sir dickwad? 

4 thoughts on “Who would win: Kylo Ren vs. Lord Snoke”

  1. Bro what the fuck is your problem. I wanted to discuss the issue posted above and your on here being a fucking dick. maybe your jealous of the 250k i make a year or the fucking smoking hot wife i go home to and fuck the living shit out of every night. You are literally scum compared to me. Why dont you just grt the fuck out of here and let the big boys talk about starwars. If your lucky maybe il let you lick my bitches asshole for me.

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  2. Cunt-licker-69 are you fucking retarted. Like you should go and drink a fucking gallon of bleach in u think kylo ren stands a chance at all. Snoke is his master for a reason and its safe to say he is a sith master which means he is at least a level 80 in the dark side of the force. At best kylo is a level 30 dark side force user and maybe a 50 in lightsaber combat. Sides what fucking use is a cross guard on a lifhtsaber if its not flush with the blade. You my friend are the dumbset sack of shit i have ever seen on the internet you faggot pussy.

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  3. I would personally have to go with kylo ren master of the nights of ren. Sure he is a ultra faggot fuckboi with daddy issues but everybody is forgetting this one simple fact. His lightsaber has a fucking crossguard. It is an ennormous tatictal advantage. Also In the case his lightsaber morphs into a trilldo weapon i dont believe a fucking man in the galaxy can stand up to his power. I think kylo ren woul bend snoke over and just fuck the living hell out of him. Just my opinion tho. I would love to see what other people say.

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